We’ve seen all sorts of different boots, but chocolate football boots have to take the biscuit as the most bizarre. But what are they, are they actually real and how can you buy your own chocolate football boots? Here all you need to know about the tastiest boots on the market.
Are Chocolate Football Boots Real?
Alright, we’ll admit it – it’s a Friday afternoon, it’s a slow news day and a boot made of chocolate caught our eye. Sure, we may be four pints down at the pub, but dammit we’re still going to answer the questions the people want to know. So, is there such a thing as chocolate football boots and are they real?
Yes, chocolate football boots are real.
What are Chocolate Football Boots?
Unfortunately, you won’t be lacing up a pair of sweet-tasting boots anytime. While they are real in the sense that they exist, chocolate football boots are purely a sweet treat and not something you can take to the football pitch in.
I know we don’t get too much sun here in the UK, but I don’t think they’ll survive in 20-degree heat at the height of summer. What’s more, the upper is not synthetic or leather – it’s just chocolate. Chocolate is well-known for tasting good, but it’s notoriously bad as a football boot upper. The ball will cannon off the top of the boot and won’t be cushioned down by a soft upper. What’s more, this pair doesn’t actually have any studs, so you won’t have much grip.
However, for all it’s shortcomings on the pitch, the chocolate football boot is a great product to buy if you have a sweet tooth. Does it taste great? YES. Can you place it on top of a cake to make it football themed? YES. Am I questioning myself, asking how my life came to be that I’m waffling about a football boot made of chocolate? Unfortunately yes. Either way, this is a nice little buy if you want to surprise a football fan with a gift or something special.
Buy Your Own Pair of Chocolate Football Boots
Yes, you read that right! You can buy your own chocolate football boot. Here are all the details you need to know.
Buy your own chocolate football boot
- 7.5 inch in size
- Handmade professional Milk Belgian chocolate
- 5-star food and hygiene rating
- Comes in a box
- Perfect as a cake topper or ornament
- Suitable for most dietary requirements (*Contains milk)
- 100% fully edible
Handmade Milk Belgian Chocolate Football Boot (£25.49) – BUY NOW
